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Welcome to Mr. Divorce
University
Your guide to making sure
what happened to ME
doesn’t
happen to YOU!
Top Guerilla Divorce
Tips
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From my Top Guerilla Divorce Tips to the updated Advanced
Studies in Male Divorce 101, enroll free at MDU and explore the
most popular features, strategies, tips, secrets and email updates
that you need to know whether you are married, engaged or living
with a woman – today!
I know you love her. I know that
she’s your baby’s-momma. I know you think she loves
you. But trust me, women are evil – during a divorce or
breakup and will crush your balls and take your money if you
allow them.
Consider this, with divorce on the rise, more than
50% of all marriages in the U.S. result in divorce -- men's rights
are being increasingly overlooked to the benefit of women. Statistically,
the first person to file for divorce usually wins. While 70%
of all divorces are initiated by women, 85 to 90% of custody
and alimony awards go to women.
The numbers alone reveal the
ugly truth when it comes to men: marriage and relationships have
become a gamble in which the odds are heavily against us. If
after all this, you don’t adopt a preemptive secret divorce
planning strategy, you deserve to have your testicles handed
to you by a judge in a glass jar. Study hard and you will receive
your most important degree – from Mr. Divorce University.
Class, let's begin...
TOP GUERILLA DIVORCE TIPS
from Mr. Divorce University
When a divorce is imminent, that is when most men believe
it is time to start a war – WRONG! Start planning your
guerilla divorce tactics while on your honeymoon – just
in case!
Women are
Evil – during a divorce! She's picked up a weapon far
more powerful than even she may recognize -- the Divorce Court
and its practitioners. You never really know your spouse or
what she is capable of until you go through a divorce. Divorce
is about money wrapped in revenge.
If you are
bringing tangible assets into the marriage, have her sign a
pre-nuptial agreement and put your stuff into a revocable living
trust. It’s
all about mutual respect.
From the
first day of marriage, gather, organize, copy, and back-up
all important records and keep them in a safe place – including
family pictures. Make a video showing all your valuable assets.
Update as needed – for insurance purposes too should
you have a fire or become a victim of theft.
Accumulate
cash & hide it! Your six month liquid emergency fund should
include at least $5,000-$10,000 for a Family Law attorney retainer.
Get a second job if you need to – it’s that important!
Research & know
who the best Family Law attorneys are in your area. If you
have an electrical problem you call an electrician. If you
don’t,
you might get electrocuted. See who has the Martindale-Hubbel
Peer Review AV or AB rating in your area. Update once
a year.
From the
first day of marriage, open your own bank and credit card accounts. Keep them secret and have statements sent to a private Post
Office Box or your mommy’s house.
- If divorce is imminent, the
first to the bank wins. Cancel All Jointly-Owned Credit
Cards. Liquidate your bank accounts and take
all the equity out of your home. Sell off extra cars or anything
that you think could be split between the two of you.
- Be prepared
for contention on every front...if divorce is imminent,
file first and then negotiate from strength.
Take good
care of yourself. A good habit for life but divorce is one
of the most stressful situations that you will ever go through.
You must make sure you are both emotionally and physically
in-shape.
Establish a good
support system. With the help of trusted family and friends,
you will be better equipped to get through a divorce should
you need to. If you have no support network, learn to be your
own best friend.
More & more women
are using false Domestic Violence accusations to their advantage. If your wife batters you, drop the pride, file a police report
and file for a divorce – today! If not, she could accuse
you of DV and falsely obtain a Temporary Restraining Order
[TRO] when she files for divorce.
If divorce is imminent,
sever any property held in joint tenancy with your spouse. Otherwise, your spouse could own your own home, contrary to
your wishes.
Repeat Step 6a! Liquidate
joint bank accounts. Take all/half the money in the bank account[s]
and put it into your separate bank account for yourself. If
not, she could take it all!
Keep a journal. When the
pre-separation, separation and divorce proceedings begin, start
writing. Having evidence to support your case is critical. This
includes interaction with everyone associated with your divorce – except
your new girlfriend or favorite stripper.
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