OPEN LETTER FROM
MR. DIVORCE

As a man, what causes motivate you to give?

Have you’ve ever been scared that the legal injustices that you have suffered from won’t be corrected and you would have to live with that burden for the rest of your life?

Worst yet, since money equals justice, have you ever been worried that your story will never be told in court because you don’t have - money?

Straight Talk! As you ponder those questions, realize that with my stakes high and time running out, I am left with no other option but to go balls-out and create this revolutionary fundraising website complete with beer, babes, bouncing boobs, farts, little people, strippers and monkeys, in hopes that you will contribute to my Family Law Legal Fund - a fund that will above all else, attempt to overturn a fraudulent default judgment in Appellate Court and draft legislative changes in Congressional and Family Court law.

I’m Mr. Divorce. Not my real name of course but if you had anticipated an amicable divorce but found out that your wife had filed first and the divorce process had passed you by, a default judgment and TRO had been fraudulently entered, your ex-wife had been awarded ALL of the substantial community property assets, your life’s worth of sentimental items had been thrown away, the dream home you built over 13 years earlier had been wrongly sold and when you pulled up, another family was living in it, your dog had died, your cash/accounts had been cleaned out, your credit cards maxed-out, you were suffering from past injuries, had no family to turn for help, and ended up homeless for seven months as a result of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder that is now being treated, you’d want to hide your man card losing ass too!

Or as men, you could do as I am doing. Choose humor and a passionate, never-say-die attitude as weapons of choice, emerge from the fetal position, work hard and pray that YOU ‘circle the male fundraising wagons’ around my cyber-begging website that has been donated by A Better Web Service.

WHAT I WANT… I want my community property back, I want accountability, I want justice, I want family law change and I want YOU to know that you have the unique opportunity to make a difference today.

I WANT MY HOUSE BACK TOO…
        

WHAT I NEED… It’s very simple. I am asking you for money…just commit to donating something.

WHAT’S IN IT FOR YOU? Karma, a few laughs, maybe winning a contest and partying with me in Las Vegas, watching me on Letterman and knowing that together, we are saving the ass of a good man – mine.