Although we ship via USPS Priority Mail for standard shipping (which is included in your purchase price), it may take 2 to 4 weeks for your order to arrive. If you obsolutely CANNOT WAIT 2 to 4 weeks, expedited services are available upon special arrangement - email me for details but I can tell you, it ain't gonna be cheap!

All kidding aside, we want you to know that we quality inspect each item before it is shipped. Order carefully because we will not accepts returns based on "wrong size", "my girlfriend hates it", and (my personal favorite) "wrong color" - geez, they're white and black - that's all you get! So pretty much - NO REFUNDS! (Damaged items - send me an email within 30 days of purchase and we'll work it out.)

If you have any questions, please email our Customer Service Department at help@helpmrdivorce.com – or call Tony Soprano if you are being an ass!